Bueller?....Bueller?...Bueller?...

Did you ever have a conversation with someone when they are so passionate about the topic and they fail to notice that you have no clue what they are speaking or you simply can't be bothered? I had one of those moments today...my lovey was expounding upon the state of today's economy....



I'm just sayin'...this could have been me!
Jules

Just when you think you've seen it all...see this!

Yea, thought I needed to get rid of creepy guy...this is so much better:)

"The Finger Nose Hair Trimmer is the “pick” of nasal hair removers! Looks just like you have a giant finger up your nose. Not only a silly gag, it actually trims unwanted hair from inside your nostrils. Recessed blades never touch your skin. Wipes clean with tissue or soft brush. Designed to stand on end to save space on counter or in cabinet. Trimmer includes a clear plastic safety cap and uses one “AA” battery, not included. 5” tall. - ThingsYouNeverKnew"

I'm just sayin'...this is so wrong!

Jules

Need a little down time?

According to German scientist...

A catnap may be just as good as a long sleep...

Scientist say, even the shortest of catnaps may be enough 

to improve performance in memory tests...

but how can you do it when you're working all day??

Well an Asian company has come up with the perfect solution...

open eye patches..simply place them over your closed lids 

and your boss will never be the wiser!

However, you will be looking a little creepy!

I'm just sayin'

Jules

The writers are back!!...or not...

The OSCAR' S were a BUST! I just want to scratch 

the insides of my eyelids....I need to sleep now what a snore:) 

******

ttfn

jules

Winter Moon Dancin'

We had a most spectacular moon lift the other evening...

It looked like a juicy orange. 

Just baskin' in her citrus glow

Jules

moon over moon

Opps!
Sorry my ever expanding ass ruined your view!



I'm just eclipsin'
Jules

Well, it is lenten season....

Check out the new listing on ebay...the Virgin Mary pretzel

Can you believe this?.... It just makes me hungry!

Check out my Virgin Mary/Joseph and angel...on my tree...

Here is Mary on the right...

I think Joseph on the left with a little angel 

in between...what do you think??????

I'm just sayin', maybe I should put our tree up for auction on ebay too....hmmmmmm

Jules

Afraid of loosing something?????

Now you can attach it to the amazing velcro suit and forget about it... well not the baby of course...it must be a man in the suit...why attach the baby on the back?...men



I'm just askin', what would you attach to your suit?
Jules

The Treadmill...

...A treadmill is a piece of indoor sporting equipment used to allow for the motions of running or walking while staying in one place. The word treadmill traditionally refers to a type of mill which was operated by a person or animal treading steps of a wheel to grind grain (see treadwheel.)
Our pal La la recently received a treadmill for her birthday...(she did ask for it...) Unlike another friend who received a closet full of Jenny Craig meals and didn't ask for it hmmmmmmmm...I recently visited a site that had this posted and thought perhaps we could recreate this while squackin!

Honey I'm Home...

After 22 years of working in an office out of the home, my Lovey informed me that the home office will be the next habitat for whoever knows how long....

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEch!!!

In a matter of days my life as I knew it has changed....it's Ok ...just breath, just breath....yea, easy for others to say....Now here I sit, well actually, I really don't sit for very long...everything is so topsyturvy, I am not sure where to go...but change is good......right????

As the primary "stay at home person", you develop a certain routine, a certain order, a certain manner on maintaining the household however that may be...then kaboomey (did I just say that?) It's all out the window..hell in a hand basket:)

"Honey...I need to connect to the internet"...."Honey...I can't get my outlook mail"...."Honey, can you print this"...Honey, can you make me a sammy for lunch?

Make you lunch????? Oh My God, (and, I am being kind here...), I don't even make myself lunch, FFS!!......Ok, we both know this will be a learning experience...so until we can determine the end of the story...figure out our ending...(but what is the fun in that!)...we breath and try to co-exist in the same house all day, all night long.......help!

I'm just sayin' this kinda sucks,

Jules

Meme me!

I got memed by that Miss LaLa, that mental friend of mine.  This one's about a book so is different and fun.

1. Pick up the nearest book ( of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag some people.

So here we go. I picked up the nearest book:

"No problem. Understood. But now try living from that place."

So, consider yourself tagged lectriclady!

What to wear?.....

Did you ever have one of those days/weeks when you detest your closet?

(No this is not my closet) 

 I am often heard sayin' "My clothes suck...I have nothing to wear"  

Of course, I am sure I have plenty to wear, 

but there are days when I just can't figure it out...

putting together one top with one bottom, accessorizing--

(OMG) I am such a putz!

I'm just sayin'........we need adult garanimals!

She has her own "look"....

Earlier this week k.d. lang was on GMA and sang a song from her current CD...she then followed up with this song, recorded from an ealier CD....it brought tears to my eyes.

Last night we heard another version of the song on American Idol...it made my ears ring

I'm just sayin' some people are the real deal and some should just be the church lady!

Jules

It's like a drug....

When we renovated the house, we couldn't help but notice 

that it needed some "warming up".  

We started in the TV room where we built the new stone fireplace.....

We wanted the bar area to resemble the "look" so my friend MentalP 

(maybe she will share her faux?) suggested this faux artist

 (or should I say the female version of Elden 

on the old show Murphy Brown!)

...well, it came out so good that we said,

 "Hmmm, how about the entrance"....

(all this with encouragement from my pal

  Ann who loves to help spend your $$)

Don't forget the living room...

Fireplace too.....

Of, course we need to do the kitchen,

The many hallways,

and, master bedroom and  bath

Then I said..."Stop the madness"

But, not before the mural for the wall......

Everybody needs a wall...remember Shirley Valentine?

I'm just sayin'..."know when to say when!"

Jules

I'll Come in When I Damn Well Please!!

I have a dog, who has been a part of our family for nearly 16 years, so I guess in human years that would make him...let's see... 1 dog year times 7 human years...Ahhh, that would be 112 years old..I guess at his age I would have attitude too....This is how the scenerio went, or shall I say always goes every time this dog barks to go out...then wants to come in again!

"Come on in Bogart"

"Come in  Boggie"

"Bogart, I am not standing at this door all day"

"Bogart I'm done"

"Cookie Boggie"

I'm just sayin' who has it better than our pooches!

Jules

MEME and me

I've been meme'ed by that Mental Pause person, so

I am doing this, too.   

Anyway, this meme has some rules we need to follow:

1) Link to the person who tagged you.
2) Post the rules on your blog.
3) Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.
4) Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
5) Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

Okay. Six random things about me:

1) Hate eggs but I serve them to my family every day
2) Hate Mayo since my brother told me a joke about 20 years ago
3) My glass is always 1/2 full
4) Chardonnay is my choice of vino
5) I have vest issues
6) La La and Ann keep it real.......well sort of...

I'm just sayin'.............

Jules

Hibiscus in Bloom

Ahhh, how delightful to have a flowering plant in the dead of winter....

especially in my home!

I'm just sayin'....I'm lucky to keep silk ivy alive!

jules